The Sovereign Union of The Soviet Republics is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Alexis Chernysheva with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 31.304 billion Soviets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskva — Federal District of Moskva. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 4,141 trillion Sovetskaes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,285 Sovetskaes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soviets submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, nose plugs are the latest Soviet fashion accessory, and the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet Republics's national animal is the ram, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Democratic-Socialism.

The Soviet Republics is ranked 261,323^rd in the world and 16^th in Earth Prime for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 12,699.43 Standard Monetary Units.