The Republic of Agilenion is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by August with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.665 billion Agileni enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anteria. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Agileni economy, worth 186 trillion meowwwwwwwws a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 69,912 meowwwwwwwws, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and solid-gold toilets are Agileni prisons' least expensive furnishings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agilenion's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is meow.

Agilenion is ranked 15,653^rd in the world and 450^th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 132.36 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.