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The Narex Council of The Ursian Empire

“Who dares shall soar” Alexander IV Windwalker

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Wintreath

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The Ursian Empire

Population10.769 billion

CapitalUrsus Majoro
LeaderAlexander IV Windwalker
FaithThe Church of Holy Bear

CurrencyUrsian Kulta
AnimalUrsian Grizzly

The Narex Council of The Ursian Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander IV Windwalker with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 10.769 billion Ursians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ursus Majoro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ursian economy, worth a remarkable 3,752 trillion Ursian Kultas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 348,462 Ursian Kultas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,302,353 per year while the poor average 65,300, a ratio of 19.9 to 1.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, Ursian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Ursian Empire's national animal is the Ursian Grizzly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Holy Bear.

The Ursian Empire is ranked 294,405th in the world and 313th in Wintreath for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.54 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 252ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 537thSmartest Citizens: 828thLargest Retail Industry: 1,219thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,249thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,520thLargest Governments: 1,916thMost Efficient Economies: 2,447thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,587thMost Cultured: 2,650thTop
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Most Armed: 3,460thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,042ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,177thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,432ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,486thSafest: 4,601stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,623rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,686thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,799thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,088thMost Devout: 5,399thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,317thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,456thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,569thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,646thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,230thNicest Citizens: 9,796thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,044thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,288thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,135thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,988thLongest Average Lifespans: 29,248th
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15th in the regionTop
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Safest: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Ursian Empire, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ursian Empire, Ursian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ursian Empire, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ursian Empire, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ursian Empire, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ursian Empire, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ursian Empire, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ursian Empire, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Ursus Majoro.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ursian Empire, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ursian Empire, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.

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