The Nomadic Peoples of The Utes is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bender - First of His Name with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.714 billion Utesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gambiniland. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Utesian economy, worth an astonishing 10,311 trillion Invisible Sanddollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 700,788 Invisible Sanddollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

You're only as old as you feel, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Utes's national animal is the Robert, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Lack Thereof.

The Utes is ranked 2,663^rd in the world and 2^nd in Hollow Point for Nicest Citizens, with 64.42 average smiles per day.