The I Am So Mature Nation of The Wahs II is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Toddler with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, feral children, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 18.991 billion Wahs IIians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Francisco. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wahs IIian economy, worth a remarkable 3,661 trillion Wahs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 192,778 Wahs, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, and murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Wahs II's national animal is the Wah, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mother Goose.

The Wahs II is ranked 15,558^th in the world and 293^rd in NationStates for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,081.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.