The Seventh Republic of Thelottine is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 827 million Thelotineans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thelot. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Thelottinean economy, worth 64.1 trillion Saint-Thelop pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,457 Saint-Thelop pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, governments opposing Thelottine are beset by rebels, and foreign workers are flooding in as Saint-Thelop pounds flood out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Thelottine's national animal is the Thelotinean wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thelottine is ranked 27,447^th in the world and 1^st in Royales for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 973.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.