The State of Thomaspark is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.928 billion Thomasparkians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong Thomasparkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,029 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 60,824 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 413,530 per year while the poor average 3,268, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Thomaspark's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thomaspark is ranked 111,706^th in the world and 4^th in Yukon for Most Primitive, scoring -28.28 on the Scary Big Number Scale.