The Republic of Timica Mustalandooin is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning hawk population. The hard-working, devout population of 5.139 billion Timica Mustalandooinians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.7%.

The very strong Timica Mustalandooinian economy, worth 266 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 51,949 rubledollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 167,895 per year while the poor average 12,147, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Timica Mustalandooin's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Timica Mustalandooin is ranked 233,321^st in the world and 1^st in Fendas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.6 law-abiding acts per hour.