The United States of TJohnson is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 44.3 billion TJohnsonians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.4%.

The frighteningly efficient TJohnsonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,403 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 167,117 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 618,543 per year while the poor average 31,802, a ratio of 19.4 to 1.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, the nation refuses to provide international aid, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TJohnson's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

TJohnson is ranked 2,680^th in the world and 1^st in Go Away 5 for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 163,106.87 Standard Monetary Units.