Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Excessive |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: NationStates
Population | 42.899 billion |
Capital | Baiame |
Leader | Elder |
Faith | Oneness |
Currency | Uluru |
Animal | Dadirri |
The Interconnectedness with All of Toalla Gritadora is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Elder with a fair hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 42.899 billion Toalla Gritadorans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baiame. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Toalla Gritadoran economy, worth a remarkable 9,366 trillion Ulurus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 218,339 Ulurus, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 857,547 per year while the poor average 37,777, a ratio of 22.7 to 1.
It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility, business owners who refuse to hire ex-cons often wake up with a Dadirri's head in their bed, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Toalla Gritadora's national animal is the Dadirri, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oneness.
Toalla Gritadora is ranked 5,685th in the world and 509th in NationStates for Most Corrupt Governments, with 210.71 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Toalla Gritadora, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
- : Following new legislation in Toalla Gritadora, business owners who refuse to hire ex-cons often wake up with a Dadirri's head in their bed.
- : Following new legislation in Toalla Gritadora, a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility.
- : Following new legislation in Toalla Gritadora, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
- : Following new legislation in Toalla Gritadora, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield.
- : Following new legislation in Toalla Gritadora, nobody is quite sure what the government's last policy decision was but fans are saying it'll make Toalla Gritadora great again.
- : Following new legislation in Toalla Gritadora, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Baiame.
- : Following new legislation in Toalla Gritadora, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Toalla Gritadora, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's.
- : Following new legislation in Toalla Gritadora, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.