The Estado of Tocatli is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Governor Xitlalic Gomez with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.199 billion Tocatlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hermosillo. The average income tax rate is 24.2%.

The strong Tocatlian economy, worth 180 trillion sols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 56,335 sols, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Governor Xitlalic Gomez has just been declared ruler of Tocatli in an international press conference, nobody likes bad boys any more, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tocatli's national animal is the Xoloitzcuintli and its national religion is Catholicism.

Tocatli is ranked 88,628^th in the world and 4^th in The Bronx for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.