The Nazbol Queendom of Tornado Queendom is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tornado Molly with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.534 billion Tornadoes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tornado City. The average income tax rate is 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Tornado Queendomian economy, worth a remarkable 5,859 trillion UNDER ECONOMIC MARTIAL LAWS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 354,395 UNDER ECONOMIC MARTIAL LAWS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Tornado Molly, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids, and the line of royal succession just experienced a hardware interrupt. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tornado Queendom's national animal is the Tornado, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanic Church of Tornadoes.

Tornado Queendom is ranked 290,700^th in the world and 2^nd in Reichtangle for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.04 pounds of wildlife per square mile.