The Federal Republic of Tottoro is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Mitsuki with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.375 billion Tottoroans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edokko. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tottoroan economy, worth 635 trillion Meis a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,296 Meis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The love has gone in Tottoro, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers, and adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tottoro's national animal is the tanuki, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tottoro is ranked 280,467^th in the world and 10,470^th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.65 kickbacks per hour.