The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Toxic beetles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.555 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Toxician economy, worth a remarkable 1,997 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 264,416 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Leprechaunball fields, and Toxic beetles's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toxic beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Toxic beetles is ranked 291,168^th in the world and 30^th in World of Beetles for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -21.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.