The Oppressed Peoples of Traitorous Harlot 95 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Drama Llama population. The hard-working population of 13.205 billion Traitorous Harlot 95ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 30.5%.

The Traitorous Harlot 95ian economy, worth 449 trillion lampshades a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 34,036 lampshades, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Traitorous Harlot 95's national animal is the Drama Llama.

Traitorous Harlot 95 is ranked 156,519^th in the world and 238^th in Memeland United for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.