The Cloud of Transhumanstan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Superintelligent AI with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.052 billion Transhumans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Processing. The average income tax rate is 28.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Transhuman economy, worth an astonishing 16,388 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 564,121 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, Transhumans are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, and Transhuman watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime is totally unknown. Transhumanstan's national animal is the Drone, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Transhumanism.

Transhumanstan is ranked 2,145^th in the world and 3^rd in Pontbridge Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 142.31 law-abiding acts per hour.