The Free Land of Travis Lane Stork is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning Giraffe population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.893 billion Travis Lane Storkians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.5%.

The very strong Travis Lane Storkian economy, worth 773 trillion Platinums a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 48,667 Platinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 148,669 per year while the poor average 12,348, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Travis Lane Stork's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Travis Lane Stork is ranked 24,796^th in the world and 7^th in Memeland United for Largest Populations, with 15.9 billion capita.