The Kingdom of Trinitiana is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HM King Iván I with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.089 billion Trinitianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genoshan. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Trinitianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,758 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 134,363 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Trinitianian Embarrassments, and digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trinitiana's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant.

Trinitiana is ranked 287,813^th in the world and 3^rd in Antarean Empire for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.47 kickbacks per hour.