The Islamic Confederate States of Trpezi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Dzeilan Pepić with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.236 billion Trpezians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petnjica. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Trpezian economy, worth 346 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,989 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Petnjica's playgrounds, President Dzeilan Pepić's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support, and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trpezi's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Trpezi is ranked 92,034^th in the world and 67^th in Union of Christian Nations for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.