The Republic of True American Patriot is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.044 billion True American Patriotians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Welfare, although Defense is also considered important, while Administration and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The thriving True American Patriotian economy, worth a remarkable 1,069 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 38,144 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, the government is reining in public spending, and the death penalty has been reintroduced. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. True American Patriot's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

True American Patriot is ranked 110,160^th in the world and 1^st in Senate Floor for Highest Food Quality, scoring 21.18 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.