The Dictatorship of Trumpenisia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Adolf Trump with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, conspicuous electricity pylons, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.846 billion Trumpenisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trumpland. The average income tax rate is 19.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Trumpenisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,627 trillion Humans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 469,939 Humans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Adolf Trump's credibility no favours, and public shaming is the bedrock of Trumpenisian society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trumpenisia's national animal is the Sheeple, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trumpism.

Trumpenisia is ranked 290,320^th in the world and 6,361^st in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 1.81 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.