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The Dictatorship of Trumpenisia

“Love it or leave it!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Unproven

Location: The North Pacific

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Trumpenisia

Population208 million

CurrencyHuman
AnimalSheeple

The Dictatorship of Trumpenisia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 208 million Trumpenisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.9%.

The powerhouse Trumpenisian economy, worth 21.2 trillion Humans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,747 Humans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 315,135 per year while the poor average 25,310, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trumpenisia's national animal is the Sheeple, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Trumpenisia is ranked 25,622nd in the world and 1,532nd in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,282.71 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Avoided: 4,205thTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 9,399thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,735thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,968thMost Conservative: 11,104thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,611thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,751stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,854thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,447th
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Most Avoided: 128th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 328th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 404th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 406th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 445th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 457th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 594th in the regionMost Conservative: 665th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 684th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 692nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 726th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 773rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trumpenisia, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpenisia, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpenisia, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
  • : Trumpenisia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpenisia, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpenisia, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpenisia, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpenisia, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Trumpenisia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpenisia, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.

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