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The Dictatorship of Trumpenisia

“Love it or leave it!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Newcomer

Location: The North Pacific

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Trumpenisia

Population1.949 billion

CapitalTrumpland
LeaderAdolf Trump
FaithTrumpism

CurrencyHuman
AnimalSheeple

The Dictatorship of Trumpenisia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Adolf Trump with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, vat-grown people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.949 billion Trumpenisians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trumpland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Trumpenisian economy, worth 434 trillion Humans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 222,718 Humans, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,976,112 per year while the poor average 3,471, a ratio of 569 to 1.

Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Trumpenisia's national animal is the Sheeple, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trumpism.

Trumpenisia is ranked 209,496th in the world and 9,931st in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 3,471.9 Standard Monetary Units.

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1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 509thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 598thLargest Retail Industry: 828thMost Avoided: 1,020thFattest Citizens: 1,060thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,230thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,283rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,573rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,817thTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,290thRudest Citizens: 2,779thMost Efficient Economies: 3,053rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,278thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,472ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,712thHighest Average Incomes: 4,661stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,816thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,052ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,099thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,201stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,992ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,041stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,612thMost Armed: 9,963rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,649thTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 11,992ndMost Secular: 16,290thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,319thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,281stLargest Governments: 17,702nd
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1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Avoided: 36th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 44th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 50th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 79th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 87th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 106th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 120th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 168th in the regionRudest Citizens: 168th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 183rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 206th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 221st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 229th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 240th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 248th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 317th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 362nd in the regionMost Armed: 368th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 369th in the regionLargest Black Market: 450th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 611th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 660th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 758th in the regionMost Secular: 838th in the regionLargest Governments: 872nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 968th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trumpenisia, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpenisia, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpenisia, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpenisia, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Trumpenisia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpenisia, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpenisia, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpenisia, Trumpenisian soldiers know how to create single mothers in more ways than one.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpenisia, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpenisia, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.

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