The Republic of Tudokian is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.359 billion Tudokianians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The very strong Tudokianian economy, worth 547 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 52,820 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,643 per year while the poor average 9,723, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Tudokian's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tudokian is ranked 193,310^th in the world and 1^st in mmmmverygoodsmoodie for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.