The Protectorate of Tuitio XCVII is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its state-planned economy and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 15.83 billion Tuitio XCVIIians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Tuitio XCVIIian economy, worth 128 trillion Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,107 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuitio XCVII's national animal is the raven.

Tuitio XCVII is ranked 110,185^th in the world and 1^st in Tropical Congos for Safest, scoring 78.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.