The State of Tyrowen is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.349 billion Tyrowenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.3%.

The strong Tyrowenian economy, worth 590 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 57,067 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 172,908 per year while the poor average 14,650, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrowen's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tyrowen is ranked 209,433^rd in the world and 10^th in Wyoming for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.06 kickbacks per hour.