The Parliamentary Republic of Tystan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Attack-Raina Asenova Government with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and triple-decker prams. The devout population of 4.931 billion Tystanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gornsh. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tystanian economy, worth 735 trillion Kesars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,072 Kesars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The clergy of Christianity remains a single-sex institution, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tystan's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Tystan is ranked 10,557^th in the world and 11^th in Kelios for Most Developed, scoring 90.28 on the Human Development Index.