The Colony of UIN33 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 8.648 billion UIN33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient UIN33ian economy, worth 338 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,116 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. UIN33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

UIN33 is ranked 149,911^th in the world and 2^nd in United Islamic Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.04 law-abiding acts per hour.