The State of UKIre is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.106 billion UKIreans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The strong UKIrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,213 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 67,022 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 455,668 per year while the poor average 3,601, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, voting is voluntary, UKIre has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and the Governor has just been declared ruler of UKIre in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. UKIre's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

UKIre is ranked 105,103^rd in the world and 1^st in Wiccaland for Most Beautiful Environments, with 558.77 pounds of wildlife per square mile.