The Constitutional Monarchy of Ultra Grandia Sebastia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Torumichi with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 26.911 billion Grand Ultrasebs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Sebastopol. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ultra Grandia Sebastian economy, worth a remarkable 4,575 trillion acorns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,022 acorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death, and three extra hay bales are rolled into Ultra Grandia Sebastia's gold vaults every year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ultra Grandia Sebastia's national animal is the matervulpus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a mix of Loeki Rastafarism and Rukianism.

Ultra Grandia Sebastia is ranked 306,038^th in the world and 44^th in Scandinavia for Fattest Citizens, with 2.5 Obesity Rate.