The Constitutional Monarchy of Ultra Grandia Sebastia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Torumichi with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 23.107 billion Grand Ultrasebs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Sebastopol. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ultra Grandia Sebastian economy, worth a remarkable 3,908 trillion acorns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,168 acorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, typing Torumichi's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, and the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ultra Grandia Sebastia's national animal is the matervulpus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a mix of Loeki Rastafarism and Rukianism.

Ultra Grandia Sebastia is ranked 1,579^th in the world and 6^th in Scandinavia for Safest, scoring 150.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.