The United Directorate of Unielvan Millorvium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Executive Director with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.619 billion Unielvan Millorviumians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Axion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Unielvan Millorviumian economy, worth a remarkable 9,718 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 664,809 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents, even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unielvan Millorvium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unielvan Millorvium is ranked 111,181^st in the world and 2,559^th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 168.97 on the Clooney Contribution Index.