The Yahel of Unified Capitalist Kingship is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Mohammad Bin Salman with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.056 billion Yahelis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riyadh. The average income tax rate is 30.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Unified Capitalist Kingshipian economy, worth a remarkable 1,466 trillion Hong Kong Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 161,973 Hong Kong Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's endangered species are no longer endangered, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unified Capitalist Kingship's national animal is the sparkle pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secular.

Unified Capitalist Kingship is ranked 269,952^nd in the world and 9,846^th in Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments, with 63.17 pounds of wildlife per square mile.