The Federal Republic of Darbland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.226 billion Darblandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darbland City. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Darblandian economy, worth 365 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 164,053 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime is totally unknown. Darbland's national animal is the Keir Starmer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Darbland is ranked 19,249^th in the world and 762^nd in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 114.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.