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“¡Mortigu viajn malamikojn kiel porkojn!” sc Yaidin DAINI
| Category: Authoritarian Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: The North Pacific
| Population | 8.642 billion |
| Capital | Bagojo Urbo |
| Leader | sc Yaidin DAINI |
| Faith | shtâtismo |
| Currency | Bagojâno dolâro |
| Animal | âglo |
The Shtâto of Bagojo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by sc Yaidin DAINI with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.642 billion Bagojânoi are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagojo Urbo. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bagôja economy, worth a remarkable 2,386 trillion Bagojâno dolâroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 276,159 Bagojâno dolâroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies, foreign leaders are advising that sc Yaidin DAINI's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year, and legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the âglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is shtâtismo.
Bagojo is ranked 289,678th in the world and 6,303rd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -24.41 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Bagojo, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, foreign leaders are advising that sc Yaidin DAINI's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
- : Bagojo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, orientation videos remind rookie female politicians that slaps on the bottom are perfectly acceptable forms of communication.
- : Bagojo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 484 » 
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