The Republic of Orogonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Premier Akja Baker with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.809 billion Orogonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koojoka. The average income tax rate is 42.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orogonian economy, worth 868 trillion flekkers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,514 flekkers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are no more heroes any more, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime is totally unknown. Orogonia's national animal is the grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orogonia is ranked 279,446^th in the world and 6,108^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.28 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.