The Holy Empire of The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2 is a massive, genial nation, ruled by the ✨ Post-humane Association of 10 ✨ with a fair hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, museums and concert halls, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.057 billion Secret Society of Zimbabwae2ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ⛲ New Heavens ⛲. The average income tax rate is 71.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Secret Society of Zimbabwae2ian economy, worth 258 trillion NT$s a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,791 NT$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2's national animal is the Orbak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freedom - Christianity chosen by most 🕊.

The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2 is ranked 107,970^th in the world and 2,399^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,334.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.