The Democratikan Founder of Union of Dimonian Socialist Republics is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Democratikan Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, digital currency, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.11 billion Dimonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Democratika. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dimonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,985 trillion Arbitrary Units of Value a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 151,436 Arbitrary Units of Value, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The The Democratika Film Festival recently voted 'Dimonian Getting Hit By Football' as best film, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Dimonian Socialist Republics's national animal is the Democratikan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Democratikism.

Union of Dimonian Socialist Republics is ranked 283,384^th in the world and 8^th in The Democratika for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.61 kickbacks per hour.