The Rogue Nation of United States of Italiano is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Hotaling with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.801 billion Italianoes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Italiano City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Italianoan economy, worth 393 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,586 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Italiano's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

United States of Italiano is ranked 9,984^th in the world and 1^st in Constitutional Democratic States for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,589.75 pounds of wildlife per square mile.