The Observation of UPC is not Fast 9 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, daily referendums, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed population of 6.171 billion UPC is not Fast 9ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient UPC is not Fast 9ian economy, worth 893 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,823 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, UPC is not Fast 9's fine wines are renowned throughout the region, air purifiers fight smoke machines on UPC is not Fast 9ian stage setups, and dark net forums trade the encryption keys to immortality. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UPC is not Fast 9's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

UPC is not Fast 9 is ranked 52,544^th in the world and 540^th in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.48 law-abiding acts per hour.