The Kingdom of Upper Canadas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Pierre Poilievre with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.182 billion Canadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.

The very strong Canadian economy, worth 517 trillion Canadian Pound Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 63,226 Canadian Pound Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Upper Canadas's national animal is the Caribou and its national religion is Church of Canada.

Upper Canadas is ranked 190,157^th in the world and 91^st in Greater Middle East for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.57 law-abiding acts per hour.