The Most Serene Republic of Vabi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.241 billion Vabians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vabi City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Vabian economy, worth a remarkable 3,506 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 144,634 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, divorce is illegal, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vabi's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Vabi is ranked 216,215^th in the world and 3^rd in Neosis for Highest Food Quality, scoring 10.61 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.