Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Reasonable |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Dealmaker
Location: The North Pacific Union
Population | 14.541 billion |
Capital | Sostinė |
Leader | Tehro Pähjaa |
Faith | Religionism |
Currency | Våluta |
Animal | idiot |
The Democratic Republic of Valstija is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tehro Pähjaa with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 14.541 billion Valstijans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sostinė. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Valstijan economy, worth 624 trillion Vålutas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,920 Vålutas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, homophobia is off the menu, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valstija's national animal is the idiot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religionism.
Valstija is ranked 33,918th in the world and 5th in The North Pacific Union for Highest Food Quality, scoring 53.34 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Valstija was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Valstija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Valstija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Valstija's influence in The North Pacific Union fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Dealmaker".
- : Valstija's influence in The North Pacific Union rose from "Dealmaker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Valstija was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Valstija's influence in The North Pacific Union fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Valstija's influence in The North Pacific Union rose from "Instigator" to "Enforcer".
- : Valstija was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : The Green Republic of Emily Cove was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Valstija, killing 8 million zombies.