The Queendom of Vanya VIII is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.155 billion Vanya VIIIians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Public Transport, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The thriving Vanya VIIIian economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 64,313 Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,648 per year while the poor average 13,118, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vanya VIII's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Vanya VIII is ranked 79,327^th in the world and 3^rd in cool people of cool for Highest Food Quality, scoring 27.05 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.