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The ㅤㅤㅤㅤ of Small Venezia

“¡Pa que vos veáis!” Loís Deleuze

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Small Venezia

Population1.139 billion

CapitalMaracaibo and Paraguaipoa
LeaderLoís Deleuze
FaithCatharism

CurrencySilver Coin
AnimalMonkulonseerü

The ㅤㅤㅤㅤ of Small Venezia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Loís Deleuze with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.139 billion Maracuchos are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maracaibo and Paraguaipoa. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Marabino economy, worth 111 trillion Silver Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 97,974 Silver Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never a spare chair in the retirement home, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground, and male tourists tend to be fearful of Small Venezia's deadly femme fatales. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Small Venezia's national animal is the Monkulonseerü, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catharism.

Small Venezia is ranked 281,515th in the world and 5,976th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.75 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 214thNudest: 857thMost Ignorant Citizens: 976thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,035thMost Devout: 1,067thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,111thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,112thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,279thTop
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Most Influential: 3,256thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,257thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,408thBest Weather: 7,330thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,048thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,067thMost Cultured: 10,318thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,782ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,488thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 19,453rdHighest Food Quality: 20,567thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,906thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,313thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,977thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,420thLargest Black Market: 25,127thHighest Drug Use: 25,566thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,737thMost Income Equality: 28,514th
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Most Primitive: 8th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Devout: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 90th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 124th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 154th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 226th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 271st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 282nd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 365th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 378th in the regionBest Weather: 393rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 394th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 427th in the regionMost Cultured: 457th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 482nd in the regionMost Armed: 533rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 561st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 625th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 634th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, male tourists tend to be fearful of Small Venezia's deadly femme fatales.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
  • : Small Venezia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
  • : Small Venezia endorsed The Community of Hikki.
  • : Small Venezia was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.
  • : Small Venezia was endorsed by The Empire of Comfed.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.

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