The Constitutional Monarchy of Texaska is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King William Campbell with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.894 billion Texaskans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Texaskan economy, worth 468 trillion Goldcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 161,753 Goldcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and diaper sales are up. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Texaska's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Texaska is ranked 125,229^th in the world and 2,788^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,537.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.