The Winning Kingdom of Victory Valley is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Victor the Triumphant with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.038 billion Victory Valleyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King's Triumph. The average income tax rate is 20.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Victory Valleyian economy, worth 161 trillion prizes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 53,094 prizes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the King's Triumph Natural History Museum, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Victory Valleyian mussels the biggest in Out Of Left Field, and school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Victory Valley's national animal is the greyhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Winning.

Victory Valley is ranked 178,606^th in the world and 11^th in Out Of Left Field for Most Developed, scoring 53.67 on the Human Development Index.