The Allied States of Vylixan Achlys 95 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 8.395 billion Vylixan Achlys 95ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 19.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Vylixan Achlys 95ian economy, worth 248 trillion quetzals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,601 quetzals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, and videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Vylixan Achlys 95's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vylixan Achlys 95 is ranked 38,438^th in the world and 14^th in Vylixan Prime for Most Corrupt Governments, with 56.34 kickbacks per hour.