The Republic of Vylixan Laestrygonians 90 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 8.306 billion Vylixan Laestrygonians 90ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Vylixan Laestrygonians 90ian economy, worth 312 trillion kroner a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,679 kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vylixan Laestrygonians 90's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vylixan Laestrygonians 90 is ranked 251,785^th in the world and 451^st in Vylixan Prime for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 16,126.97 Standard Monetary Units.