The Provisional government of Cheesystan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Provisional government of CheesyStan with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.555 billion Cheddarians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nur-Goudan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheddarian economy, worth 165 trillion Cheddars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 106,547 Cheddars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Cheesystan's radio stations, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Cheesystan, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheesystan's national animal is the Great Cheese Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Cheesystan is ranked 132,634^th in the world and 644^th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,295.54 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.