The Uni-Power Paradise of Walfo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Neil II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.179 billion Walfonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperious. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Walfoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,578 trillion Francs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,679 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty", immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walfo's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Walfo is ranked 480^th in the world and 4^th in Europe for Nicest Citizens, with 141.4 average smiles per day.