The Nation of Congressional Kingdom of Poland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Wojtek with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.233 billion Polskis are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Congressional Kingdom of Polandian economy, worth 198 trillion Złoties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,839 Złoties, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 902,698 per year while the poor average 14,190, a ratio of 63.6 to 1.

Sections of the police receive paramilitary training, slaves who produce weapons are given free samples, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, and school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students. Crime is totally unknown. Congressional Kingdom of Poland's national animal is the Syrian brown bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Congressional Kingdom of Poland is ranked 103,746^th in the world and 501^st in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,245.72 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.