The Darling Sweetheart of Republique Maritime dAlpine is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sylvianne Marie Berkenbosch-Rousseau with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.535 billion Alpinoises love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pivoine-sur-Mer. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Alpinoise economy, worth 107 trillion Pivoines a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,346 Pivoines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime is totally unknown. Republique Maritime dAlpine's national animal is the Alpaca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aphroditeism.

Republique Maritime dAlpine is ranked 13,483^rd in the world and 248^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 117.77 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.